Student loans aren't real debt
Call them loans if you want. In practice, UK student loans behave like a graduate tax: 9% of everything you earn above £29,385, deducted automatically through PAYE, for a maximum of 30 years. The gov.uk repayment page spells it out clearly.
You don't make payments if you're unemployed. You don't make payments if you earn below the threshold. You can't be chased by debt collectors. It doesn't appear on your credit file at Experian, Equifax, or TransUnion. And the entire balance disappears after the write-off period — no questions asked, no tax charge (unlike in some other countries).
Compare that to actual debt — a mortgage, a credit card, a car loan — where missed payments trigger defaults, county court judgments, and damaged credit files. Student loans share none of these consequences. Treating them like "real" debt and rushing to pay them off is like voluntarily paying extra income tax because you don't like the number on your payslip.
The psychological framing matters. People who call it a "loan" feel anxious about the balance. People who see it as a graduate tax feel nothing — because the monthly deduction is the same regardless of whether the balance is £30,000 or £60,000. Your payslip doesn't care about the headline number.